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HoW Ta SpoT a RaVeR::

-Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.

-Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.

-Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.

-Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpoting track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.

-Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.

-Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

-Ravers hug EVERYONE.

-Ravers can DANCE.

-Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

-Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

-Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.

-Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

-Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guit stories.

-Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.

-Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.

-Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "e" on the handle.

-Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.

-Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
-Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna Screw?"

-Ravers give the best hugs and massages.

-Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".

-Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

-Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

-Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

-Ravers know how to SMILE.

-Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.

-Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

-Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.

-Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.

-Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".

-Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick !






                          The Raver Diet

                1. ghetto breakfast= PopTarts

                2. ghetto lunch= SpaghettiO's 

             3. ghetto dinner= Ramen Noodles

            4. ghetto snack= sugar (AKA candy)

       5. ghetto beverage= water (lots and lots)






RaVeR's ABC's
A iS fOr AcId, UnLeSs YoU dOn'T uSe It

B iS fOr BrAcElTs, AnD a LoT oF eM'

C iS fOr CaNdY, tRuSt Me, YoU'lL nEeD iT

D iS fOr Dr. SuEsS, wE aRe KaNdEe KiDs

E iS fOr EcStAsY, nO eXpLaNaTiOn NeEdEd

F iS fOr FrIeNdS, tHeY kEeP u In LiNe

G iS fOr GrOoVeS, yOu'Ll Be DoInG a LoT oF tHis

H iS fOr HuGs, SpReAd GoOd ViBeS

I iS fOR iNtElLeGeNcE, uSe YoUrS

J iS fOr JaMmInG tO tHe MuZiK

K iS fOr KiSsEs, OnCe AgAiN, sPrEaD gOoD vIbEs

L iS fOr LoVe, It Is AlL yOu NeEd

M iS fOr MuZiK, eNjOy It...

N iS fOr NoCtUrNaL, nO sLeEp KiDdIes

O iS fOr ObLiViOuS tO tHe OuTsIdE wOrLd

P iS fOr PeAcE, pArT oF pLuR kIdDiEs

Q iS fOr QuEsT, yOu WiLl Be LoOkInG fOr SoMeThIng

R iS fOr ReSpEcT, pArT oF pLuR

S iS fOr ShArInG, wHaTeVeR yOu MaY ShArE

T iS fOr ToGeThErNeSs, SpReAd ThE lOvE

U iS fOr UnItY, pArT oF pLuR

V iS fOr ViSoR, pArT oF yOuR oUtFiT

W iS fOr WaTeRbOtTlE, sO u DoN't DeHyDrAtE

X iS fOr X-lArGe, BiG cLoThEs MaKe ThE kIdDiE

Y iS fOr YoU!!!! yOu MaKe ThE rAvE pOsSiBlE

Z iS fOr ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ





Signs Yer a TRUE Candy Raver

1. You look forward to going to the grocery store with your mother so you can look in the toy aisle

2. You still play with the same "Cooties" game you had since kindergarten

3. Your pants are a modest khaki, yet your hair is blue, your shirt is red, yellow, and orange, your shoes are green, and your socks are purple...

4. Anyone with candy jars in their house is your friend

5. You knew there was a reason you liked Halloween

6. You live for happy meals

7. You brought your mom to a party (ok, I added that one-inside joke)

8. You have eating habits that would kill normal human beings

9. You face the dilemma of which 30 bracelets to wear each day

10. Little kids love you...Their parents, however, think you're some wierdo

11. You have valid excuses to wear electronic objects in your hair in public

12. From a distance, your visor appears to be attacked by large swarms of butterflies

13. You suffer withdrawal symptoms whenever you run out of leftover party candy

14. Toys R' Us is, once again, what you dream about at night

15. More milage is put on your car from dropping people off after the party than the actual ride there

16. Somehow, everyone found out you have PLUR tatooed on your butt

17. You want the same things your 3-year old nephew wants for christmas

18. You come home from parties with strange objects stuck to your clothes

19. In between parties, you stockpile candy like preparing for a natural disaster

20. Your pacifier has been shared with at least 70 people

21. You and 15 other people have a united wardrobe

22. Every object (christmas lights, baby keys, lazer pointers) has an alternate use

23. You frantically search for money whenever you hear an ice cream truck

24. You own 6 different kinds of body glitter...and you're a guy (er yew can be a gurl and own 100!)

25. Even your family calls you "Skittles"

26. Sugarwater alone could sustain you for months

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THE TEN+ COMMANDMENTS OF RAVE

Thou shalt not kill the atmosphere with overt sex on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not holdest a 40 while dancing, for the other ravers shall not hold him guiltless, who wields a Colt 45 on the dance-floor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors glowstick, niether his nitrous balloon, nor his ecstasy, nor his spot on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not holdest thy cigarette while catching a groove on the dance floor. For the other ravers might suffer burning flesh wounds or ruined rave gear.
Thou shalt smile at the gentleman or lady moving to the beat nearest thou.
Thou shalt not upset the holy Technics by jumping near or on the DJ.
Thou shalt not play gabber in the chill room.
Thou shalt wear extra deoderant so as not to offend thy neighbors nose.
Thou shalt use smoke so as to better envelope thy fellow ravers.
Thou shall announce all disc jockeys prior to their appearance.
Thou shall provide free fruit so as to replenish the thirst and appetites of thy bretheren ravers.
Thou shall open some door so as to allow the winds of freshness to cool thy congregation.
Thou shalt offer gum, candy, and most importantly WATER to those raving maniacs with whom thou cometh in contact.
Thou shalt not touch thine mouth to thine neighbor's water bottle, as plague and virus thus spread rapidly throughout the community.
Thou shalt not grimace nor act angry when bumped by a passer-by, but smile and say: "no problemo."
Thou shalt blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine spirit.
Thou shalt not pass out chemical concoctions of thine own invention to fellow ravers. Only those tried and true chemical combinations that have been accepted by ravers since time immemorial shalt thou pass out.
Thou shalt not scam thy fellow raver.